Twinks. 4. Trump. BOY(S) BYE!

Hey y'all.

Hold on just a second. I've been rolling my eyes so hard at 'Twinks4Trump' that one of them popped out and rolled across my keyboard. Let me just reinsert that...

Okay. So. Twinks4Trump. What? Why? 
Is it just me, or does the idea of twinks that rally for Trump seem like it's the wet dream of every closeted member of the GOP with saggy, old white balls? It could be a series of pornographic movies on, even. Y'all know how much old white men love a good twink. But I digress...

Here's another example of how whiteness works, friends. Lucian Wintrich created a 'racy' photo spread entitled Twinks4Trump and somehow that has catapulted him to being able to join the White House press corps. You read that correctly. A so-called conservative gay man gets to be a part of the White House press corps after publishing pics that highlight skinny, male bodies in a provocative way. Alrighty then.

I don't have too much for lil' Lucian. Apparently he has some journalistic experience, but he's also a bigoted piece of rubbish. So there's that. He has disparaging things to say about the trans community AND women's suffrage. But don't worry, he emails with Ivanka and she assures him the Trump presidency doesn't have it out for the LGBT community. It's just 'fake news." Pardon me if I don't jump for joy. Read more about this foolishness using the link below.